Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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