Bisexual people are plain selfish.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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