New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
my being single is dangerous.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
tell me about the fingering
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