I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
MIDGETS
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The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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