Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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