People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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