maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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