We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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