she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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