Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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