There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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