We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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