When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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