woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
