Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
