We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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