have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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