she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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