as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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