I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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