Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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