let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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