It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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