Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
