U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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