Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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