before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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