doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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