Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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