if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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