My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Its about making memories worth repressing
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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