My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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