those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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