google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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