okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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