i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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