These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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