I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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