Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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