it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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