glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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