David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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