So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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