i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
So. Much. Porn.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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