There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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