we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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