Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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