So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I feel great
I just peed on a car
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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