I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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