You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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