she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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