Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I smell stomach acid.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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